Valentine's Funky Carrd!!!

18 + white + sparkledog + it/he

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Things to know!

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Hello everyone! Thanks for popping into my carrd! I'm an undergrad biology major, and my interest largely falls in paleontology, ecology, and evolutionary biology. I'm neurodivergent and physically disabled.

Moomin and Snufkin holding hands

I'm transmasculine, and the label I identify with most is "queer man." Theoretically I'm bisexual but I have no attachment to the label. I'll trigger tag anything, and if something you need is untagged, it's because I genuinely didn't know.

DNFI (do not FUCKING interact)

  • Normal DNI criteria

  • Dont support neopronouns/xenogenders

  • Don't support he/him and they/them lesbians, or nonbinary lesbians

  • Don't support Black Lives Matter/ACAB

  • Support Dream, Schlatt, Pewdiepie, etc

  • If you infantilize trans/nonbinary/disabled people

  • Roleplay accounts (unless it's an art post or I interact first)

  • Evan Hansen apologist /hj

BYF

  • I have a tendency to spam the timeline with retweets and things

  • I LOVE replies to my tweets and always want to be talking to people

  • If I do something wrong, please talk it out with me in DMs first

  • I'm a very very affectionate person and a sappy romantic fool, and talk about crushes and my boyfriend and how much I love my friends so much

  • I tend to overuse exclamation points and use commas as ellipses

  • I use tone indicators!

  • I (very rarely) reclaim the F slur, ALWAYS tagged

  • If we're friends, please lmk why if you unfollow me

  • I'm fat and tend to get pretty pissy when people make twink jokes about me

Please cw:

  • Tooth Trauma

  • Dog harm

  • The Magnus Archives

  • Dieting and calorie counting

None of the things I've listed here are triggers, and range from them squicking me out to me just being a hater.I'd also prefer that if we're mutuals on my main @whistlepunkz, you tag your vent tweets. On my priv (dm me for the @) I don't mind though!

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My darling boy. My dearest darling self insert. Beloved little man.
Old Images I'll add new images l8r

Taps heart locket
Taps nation
My brain book
Taps date with himself
Taps picnic table
Taps billboard
I wanna get BETTER!

Things I enjoy!!!

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I can tag any of my interests if you ask! I'll update this to highlight ones I currently tag in blue

General Interests

  • My Little Pony

  • Wings of Fire

  • PBS

  • The Dark Crystal

  • Pet sims (lioden, chickensmoothie)

  • TTRPGs (D&D, MotW)

  • Mob Psycho 100

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

  • Jurassic Park (JWE, JWCC)

  • Jojo's Bizzare Adventure

  • Blaseball

  • Starkid/Tin Can Brothers content

  • Falsettos

  • Spring Awakening

  • Bare: A Pop Opera

  • MCR

  • The Scream franchise

  • Watcher (Ghost Files, Puppet History)

Special Interests/Hyperfixations

  • Warrior Cats

  • Mori Decorum (my ocs)

  • The Muppets (especially Fraggle Rock)

  • Puppetry

  • Speculative evolution

  • Dinosaurs + Paleontology

  • Horses + Equestrianism + Cowboys

  • Cats

  • Dogs

  • 70s fashion

  • Glam rock

  • The X Files

Fave/Comfort Characters

  • Fugo, Purple Haze, Speedwagon, and Okuyasu (JJBA)

  • Dana Scully (The X FIles)

  • Jedidiah Martin (CH&T)

  • Deet, urGoh, and skekGra (TDC:AoR)

  • Firepaw, Ravenpaw, Graypaw, Spottedleaf, Squirrelflight, Sparkpelt, Brightheart, Thrushpelt, Sunbeam and Riverstar (Warriors)

  • Trina (Falsettos)

  • Honey Sugarman (Bojack Horseman)

  • Ellie Sattler, Alan Grant, and Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park)

  • Lup Taaco (TAZ)

  • Dick Grayson (Lego Batman, HMB)

  • Jack Twist (Brokeback Mountain)

  • Shigeo Kageyama (MP100)

  • The Professor (Puppet History)

Comfort Things

  • DOGS

  • Werewolves

  • Lovecore

  • Mr Rogers' Neighborhood

  • Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

  • Undertale

  • Slime Rancher

  • Smile For Me

  • Any cheesy romcom recs that don't suck

  • Literally any super sappy song abt friends and/or love

  • McElroy podcasts

  • Moomins

  • Fraggle Rock

  • Christmas

Kinlist!

Doubles are totally fine! Any of my minor kins are just for fun!

Major kins

  • DOGS

  • Orpheus (Greek mythology)

  • Jack Kelly (Newsies 1992)

  • Sydney O Sargent (Camp Here and There)

  • Purple Haze (JJBA)

  • Gobo Fraggle (Fraggle Rock)

Minor kins

  • Ylfa Snorgelsson (Neverafter)

  • Fugo (JJBA)

  • Narancia (JJBA)

  • Firestar (Warrior Cats)

  • Goosefeather (Warrior Cats)

  • Shadowsight (Warrior Cats)

  • Clay (Wings of Fire)

  • Sunny (Wings of Fire)

  • Uni Cornelius (Sparklecare)

  • Mettaton (Undertale)

  • Papyrus (Undertale)

  • Bug (Starship)

  • Eighth Wonder (Lemon Demon)

  • Funshine (Care Bears)

  • Dick Grayson (DC)

  • Hamlet (Hamlet) ((unfortunately))